“ We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a fucking lactose intolerance?! Chris Rock
“ If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny. Chris Rock
“ You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U… Chris Rock
“ Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous. Chris Rock
“ Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. Chris Rock
“ I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school. Chris Rock
“ If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty. Chris Rock
