We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a fucking lactose intolerance?!
If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U...
You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else.
Men lie the most,women tell the biggest lies.
I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.
Women need food, water, and complimentsThat's right.And an occasional pair of shoes.
I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty.
My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
Men are as faithful as their options.
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.