We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a fucking lactose intolerance?!
If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U...
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everyone else.
Men lie the most,women tell the biggest lies.
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.
Women need food, water, and complimentsThat's right.And an occasional pair of shoes.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty.
My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.
Men are as faithful as their options.
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.