Top Wit Quotes

A twisted spine condemned him to walk with a limp, but as he said famously, I do not limp when I read, nor when I write.

I decided to do the easy task of changing situations and conditions by being a hero, than staying back to do the difficult task of changing people by being just a man.

Wit Definition

(inf.) of Wit

(t) ing (p. pr. & vb. n.) of Wit

(n.) To know; to learn.

(v.) Mind; intellect; understanding; sense.

(v.) A mental faculty, or power of the mind; -- used in this sense chiefly in the plural, and in certain phrases; as, to lose one's wits; at one's wits' end, and the like.

(v.) Felicitous association of objects not usually connected, so as to produce a pleasant surprise; also. the power of readily combining objects in such a manner.

(v.) A person of eminent sense or knowledge; a man of genius, fancy, or humor; one distinguished for bright or amusing sayings, for repartee, and the like.

All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

At twenty years of age the will reigns at thirty, the wit and at forty, the judgment.

The creative process is a love story that never ends. The ideas are like suitors competing for your attention. You may have relationships, with multiple ideas, at once. You may devote yourself complet...

Our talents are living things, we give birth to them, nourish them till they grow and become immortal.

There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular evil, a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome.And your defect is a propensity to hate everybody.And you...

I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.

Remember, crowd doesn't care about common sense.

question the status quo; rebuke the existing rules, though it may be at the discomfort of the masses. They may however come to a later realization that it was really worth it and you may now have the...

He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable

All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.

He has got no good red blood in his body, said Sir James.No. Somebody put a drop under a magnifying glass, and it was all semicolons and parentheses, said Mrs. Cadwallader.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.

we are bound to make mistakes. We are bound to meet mistakes. We have regretted certain decisions we took yesterday today and we may regret some decisions of today tomorrow but not until we regret the...

When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.

True wit is nature to advantage dressed;What oft was thought, but ne'er so well expressed.

Tact: the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

I chase goals, not girls.