Briefly (Vladimir Nabokov) caught the (Superman) fever too, composing a poem, now lost, on the the Man of Steel's wedding night.
You know you can be a real bitch sometimes.I can be a perfect cunt.
There'd be no point trynna blackmail a bloke everyone already knows is a cunt, would there?
That's what you get when a bunch of fucks in tights try to save the goddamn day.
I fantasize about killing people all the time. I think about how easy it would be. What if I just started showing up to Kitan rallies with an I-beam? Knock down the capitol building, force them to pas...
Well if I ever stick a cape on an' start usin' ordinary human bein's to wipe me arse with, you'll know you were right to worry, won't you?
Wait a minute, even I've hearda him. He died savin' the entire universe.Choked on cum...
So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.
The disciplines of physical exercise, meditation and study aren't terribly esoteric. The means to attain a capability far beyond that of the so-called ordinary person are within the reach of everyone,...
We love WWII because the cause was so obviously just, because you can't be a good person and say you wouldn't fight against an evil like that. It was so black and white on our side, and on our side so...
Green Lantern: What are your powers anyway? You can't fly.Batman: No.Green Lantern: Super-strength?Batman: No.Green Lantern: Hold on a second... You're not just some guy in a bat costume, are you? Are...
Lily Calloway...all this time, your superpower has been loving me.
Being a superhero is hard work. You have to save the world. But going to school is even harder. You have to save yourself.
Either I protect my friends and lie low until the fight for Radiasure is over, or I put everyone in harm's way and make sure that horrible drug never gets made again. Maybe if I was only putting mysel...
[W]hat people truly desire is access to the knowledge and information that ultimately lead to a better life--the collected wisdom of the ages found only in one place: a well-stocked library.To the tea...
I didn't realize he was a drunk driver,' I said. 'The other superheroes inferred it was just a regular, random guy you were trying to force a taco onto. But still' - I indicate the nearby crack dealer...
Christ, would you look at that shite? Supes an' religion, the two worst things on the planet.
I guess this is where they send the abortions that live.
My mom once told me that my dad had given me an alliterative name, Wade Watts, because he thought it sounded like the secret identity of a superhero. Like Peter Parker or Clark Kent.
He was a squirrel. Could he be a superhero, too?
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