Green Lantern: What are your powers anyway? You can't fly.Batman: No.Green Lantern: Super-strength?Batman: No.Green Lantern: Hold on a second... You're not just some guy in a bat costume, are you? Are...
I didn't realize he was a drunk driver,' I said. 'The other superheroes inferred it was just a regular, random guy you were trying to force a taco onto. But still' - I indicate the nearby crack dealer...
He was a squirrel. Could he be a superhero, too?