That's what you get when a bunch of fucks in tights try to save the goddamn day.
You know you can be a real bitch sometimes.I can be a perfect cunt.
There'd be no point trynna blackmail a bloke everyone already knows is a cunt, would there?
Briefly (Vladimir Nabokov) caught the (Superman) fever too, composing a poem, now lost, on the the Man of Steel's wedding night.
I fantasize about killing people all the time. I think about how easy it would be. What if I just started showing up to Kitan rallies with an I-beam? Knock down the capitol building, force them to pas...
Well if I ever stick a cape on an' start usin' ordinary human bein's to wipe me arse with, you'll know you were right to worry, won't you?
The disciplines of physical exercise, meditation and study aren't terribly esoteric. The means to attain a capability far beyond that of the so-called ordinary person are within the reach of everyone,...
There are lots of superheroes with different superpowers, and some of them are big and flashy, like super strength and super speed, and molecular restructuring, and force fields. But these abilities a...
We love WWII because the cause was so obviously just, because you can't be a good person and say you wouldn't fight against an evil like that. It was so black and white on our side, and on our side so...
Being a superhero is hard work. You have to save the world. But going to school is even harder. You have to save yourself.
Wait a minute, even I've hearda him. He died savin' the entire universe.Choked on cum...