Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.
My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around a little, picked it up and put it on the edge of the plate.There, she said, we'll give...
It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight. - Stephanie Plum