Top Sex Quotes

No man can be really free in bed with a woman who is not.

Living in the Islamic Republic is like having sex with someone you loathe.

Sex Definition

(n.) The distinguishing peculiarity of male or female in both animals and plants; the physical difference between male and female; the assemblage of properties or qualities by which male is distinguished from female.

(n.) One of the two divisions of organic beings formed on the distinction of male and female.

(n.) The capability in plants of fertilizing or of being fertilized; as, staminate and pistillate flowers are of opposite sexes.

(n.) One of the groups founded on this distinction.

Life is more than great sex and a nice car. Well, yeah. But not a lot more.

Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin greets each day with such a gala spectacle of physical optimism?

It may be the cock that crows but it is the hen that lays the eggs.

The most expensive sex is free sex

Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.

It's unnerving how you fit in the basin of my thighs.

I don't like doing anything that makes you sweat if you don't come at the end of it.

It may well be that we talk about sex more than anything else; we set our minds to the task; we convince ourselves that were have never said enough on the subject...where sex is concerned the most lon...

Might as Well Laugh...remember...when...Life...made...sense

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.

أثناء النهار، كانت تيريزا تحاول جاهدة (لكن دون أن تتمكن فعلاً) لأن تصدق ما يقوله توماس وأن تكون سعيدة كما فعلت حتى الآن. غير أن الغيرة المكبوتة في النهار كانت تظهر بشكل أكثر عنفاً في أحلامها التي تنته...

What was marriage but sex plus property.

Sometimes, when he was not near me, I thought, I will never let him 'Touch' me again. Then, when he 'Touched' me, I thought, it doesn't matter, it is only the body, it will soon be over. When it was o...

Naw, I say. Mr ____, can tell you, I don't like it at all. What is it to like? He git up on you, heist your nightgown round your waist, plunge in. Most times I pretend I ain't there. He never know the...

I've missed you, Sebastian.Have you, love? He unfastened the buttons of her robe, the light eyes glittering with heat as her skin was revealed. What part did you miss the most?Your mind, she said, and...

He f**ks even better than he looks, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t...

Porn is in the eye of the beholder.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.