To the bankrupt poet, to the jilted lover, to anyone who yearns to elude the doubt within and the din without, the tidal strait between Manhattan Island and her favorite suburb offers the specious ill...
If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises....
The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.
If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.
I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing....
Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.
The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.