Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.
I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.
Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape.
There is never a bad joke, it's adressing to a wrong audience that makes it look bad!
Son-- "We don't need ladders, we have obsidian, bro."Mommy's thoughts-- "............................... .......fucking minecraft
Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.
Am I the only one who recalls that Seth Turner used to think trees give off cold air because when you stand in the shade it's cooler than in the sun?
And just how did you arrive at that remarkable conclusion, Mr. Mayor?In a rather simple way. It merely required the use of that much-neglected commodity -- common sense. You see, there is a branch of...
Do you really think that God in his heaven with all the angels, there from the beginning of time and looking towards the day of judgement day, really looks down on all the world and see's you and litt...
The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.