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“ I'm the first to admit that I don't write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is. Lori R. Lopez
“ The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback. Nicholson Baker
“ People are so used to seeing John Goodman as a loveable dad or the quirky characters he played in the Coen Brothers films. James Wan
“ Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking. Janeane Garofalo
“ Goodwill to all.' I know it's techinically 'goodwill to all men,' but in my mind, I drop the 'men' because that feels segregationist/elitist/sexist/generally bad ist. Goodwill shouldn't be just for me… Rachel Cohn
“ When I first entered the school, I was all set to tie my hair in a ponytail, get a fake tan, and write my homework in pink gel ink. I was prepared to hear girls bragging nonchalantly about the BMWs an… Jennifer Allison
“ People are so used to seeing John Goodman as a lovable dad or the quirky characters he played in the Coen Brothers films. James Wan
“ I stare past her at the inspirational kitten posters. There's one of a soaking-wet kitten climbing out of a toilet with the caption "it could be worse!""Just tell me whatever it is you're thinking," M… Robin Stevenson
“ I'd found my niche: cat-owning, stalker-y secretary. And I played the same part again and again and again. Felicia Day
“ Why do want to find him so bad?’ I ask after a while, but she’s not listening. I watch her a bitlonger. ‘Why do you want to find him so bad?’ I ask again.She blinks and comes out of her dream. She fli… Cath Crowley