When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that s...
Where's the use of looking nice, when no one sees me but those cross midgets, and no one cares whether I'm pretty or not?
When she went out she used to wear a lot of eye shadow, which married with the sulky way she sometimes held her mouth to give her a characteristic bruised look; a look that subtly made one want to bru...
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.
My grandmother was a psychiatrist and had shelves full of medical books - I was constantly sneaking looks at some of those. I was fascinated by the descriptions of illnesses and diseases.
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.
It's good to know that there's a fine line between an "outfit" and a "getup."
When I was in junior high, I used to think I would turn out to be one of the guys, and boys would say, 'Oh, you're so great,' but they wouldn't date me. I thought I wasn't pretty enough. But then I go...
For she had eyes and chose me.
I'm gonna be blunt and plain, if one ever looks at me like that I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died.
Did you ever have one of those nights when you didn't want to go out but your hair looked too good to stay home?
At a time when she was engaged to Stilton Cheesewright, I remember recording in the archives that she was tall and willowy with a terrific profile and luxuriant platinum blond-hair, the sort of girl w...
What's David's role? David looks good, that's what David does. David looks good, and I'm the funny one, that's what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade.
Today at the beach I could feel the men dressing me with their eyes.
It's not wrinkles. I just have too much skin for the size of my face.
They say tall people live a lot longer than short people. No they don't. They're just so irritating it seems they are around a lot longer.
The most delightful advantage of being bald one can hear the snowflakes.
My sister says she never seems to get it together . . . either her rear looks good or her face does.
He has more chins than a Chinese phone book.