The size of a book never matter as the size of wisdom in the book
Everyone keeps looking on their defects. It's not like everyone's perfect, we all are are ugly and at the same time beautiful. It's just how we should carry and believe in ourselves. Nasa attitude yan...
Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.
Did you ever have one of those nights when you didn't want to go out but your hair looked too good to stay home?
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
Her figure is harder to ignore than a ringing telephone.
What a man enjoys about a woman's clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them.
A big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth.
His toupee makes him look twenty years sillier.
The most delightful advantage of being bald one can hear the snowflakes.
He looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when."
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.
They say tall people live a lot longer than short people. No they don't. They're just so irritating it seems they are around a lot longer.
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
My sister says she never seems to get it together . . . either her rear looks good or her face does.
He has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
I look just like the girl next door ... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.
Today at the beach I could feel the men dressing me with their eyes.
I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'
The heart looks into space to be away from earth.
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