Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
Don't mind Russ, he says. He's a good kid underneath all those holes, although it's a wonder he doesn't spring a leak when he drinks
Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was.Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.
Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say attaboy.
And it's no use putting her on her honour, because——''Because she hasn't any,' Philip finished.'I wouldn't say that,' said the parrot, 'of anybody. I'd only say we haven't come across it.
My dear, I don't care what they do, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses
If i believe my truth is true and you believe your truth is true,what if my truth says yours is a lie.is it still true?
And she gave him a melting smile, the glutinous sweetness of which he devoured with the avidity of a diabetic who swallows a fatal spoonful of jam.
You ask me why I write. You might as well ask me why I breathe. I need oxygen to feed my body and ink to feed my soul.
What does "poet laureate" mean? Nothing. It means a person with laurel branches twined around his head. Which is not something people do much now.
two Lesbian Agents with glazed faces of grafted penis flesh sat sipping spinal fluid through alabaster straws
Pardon me if, reading that, I want to laugh, because you want to relieve me of a fear I've never had. I've never thought that, as they say, you eat little children.
It was a morning when all nature shouted "Fore!" The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring a message of hope and cheer, whispering of chip-shots holed and brassies landing squa...
The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all.
What I Found in My DeskA ripe peach with an ugly bruise,a pair of stinky tennis shoes,a day-old ham-and-cheese on rye,a swimsuit that I left to dry,a pencil that glows in the dark,some bubble gum foun...
When you're conscious of what you're permitting to germinate inside you, the weeds in your life will wither away of their own accord.
I haven't been wrong since 1961, when I thought I made a mistake.
Aim towards enemy." - instructions on U.S. rocket launcher
I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my heart this week by sending me an envelope that, when opened, contained a torn-off square of brown-ba...
Don't ask me who's influenced me. A lion is made up of all the lambs he's digested, and I've been reading all my life.