P.G. Wodehouse Quote
I read it twice, then I said, Well, why don't you?Why don't I what?Why don't you wish her many happy returns? It doesn't seem much to ask.But she says on her birthday.Well, when is her birthday?Can't you understand? said Bobbie. I've forgotten.Forgotten! I said.Yes, said Bobbie. Forgotten.How do you mean, forgotten? I said. Forgotten whether it's the twentieth or the twenty-first, or what? How near do you get to it?I know it came somewhere between the first of January and the thirty-first of December. That's how near I get to it.
P.G. Wodehouse
I read it twice, then I said, Well, why don't you?Why don't I what?Why don't you wish her many happy returns? It doesn't seem much to ask.But she says on her birthday.Well, when is her birthday?Can't you understand? said Bobbie. I've forgotten.Forgotten! I said.Yes, said Bobbie. Forgotten.How do you mean, forgotten? I said. Forgotten whether it's the twentieth or the twenty-first, or what? How near do you get to it?I know it came somewhere between the first of January and the thirty-first of December. That's how near I get to it.
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forgetfulness, humour