Bill Watterson Quote

With the growth of civilisation in Europe, and with the revival of letters and of science in the fourteenth and fifteenth centuries, the ethical and intellectual criticism of theology once more recomm...

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwoo...

Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must...

Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must...

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.

CALVIN: Hey, I got some mail! It's a Valentine card. HOBBES: From Susie Derkins!CALVIN: It says Please be my Valentine. HOBBES: You're Susie's Valentine!CALVIN: I'm not her Valentine just because I go...