I hardly have a typo when I am drunk and texting! But, I will have enough typos when I am emotionally charged with love, lust, poetry and hope, and texting!
If typos are God's way of keeping a writer humble, plot holes certainly keeps one on their knees.
(n.) A compositor.
Shit down your computer, and restart.
I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo.
Strange TypeI wrote: in the dark cavern of our birth. The printer had it tavern, which seems better: But herein lies the subject of our mirth, Since on the next page death appears as dearth. So it may...