“ I only hope, for the sake of the rising male sex generally, that you may be found in as vulnerable and soft-hearted a mood by the first eligible young fellow who appeals to your compassion. Charles Dickens
“ Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend. Elizabeth C. Bunce
“ Dean: Don't you find that somewhat of an aberration? Doesn't this disturb you my dear? After all, it's not normal. Molly: I know it's not normal for people in this world to be happy, and I'm happy. Rita Mae Brown
“ Okay, well I think the programme is like being screamed at for an hour by a drunk with a strobe-light, but like I said-- David Nicholls
“ Don’t do it gurl,” he said with a wink. “You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend’s husband’s dick now drop it. Ethan Day
“ HAMLET I will receive it sir with all diligence of spirit. Put your bonnet to his right use, 'tis for the head.OSRIC I thank you lordship, it is very hot.HAMLET No believe me, 'tis very cold, the wind… William Shakespeare
“ A little vanilla never hurt anybody.” He nipped her ankle. “Great shoes by the way. Sexy as hell. Hanna Lui
“ Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year. Derek The Ghost
“ I snatched up the cardboard cup, plastered my lips to the plastic sippy-lid and sucked down a scalding hot mouthful. It burned, but I didn’t give a damn. I held the cup to my chest as if it were my mo… Ethan Day
“ Do you prefer to be called Richard or Dick?” “Ric.” “Dick? I'll make a note of that on your file.” I spoke aloud as I wrote. “Patient prefers to be called Dick. Zathyn Priest
“ They arrived home again to a most peculiar sight. The small garden at the front of the Banana House had been transformed. A tidal wave of cushions, beanbags, quilts, hearth rugs, and sleeping bags app… Hilary McKay
“ Christopher throws dandelion head after dandelion head into his bag. It's getting heavy now and his fingers are stained from the work but there are still so many left to kill. His biggest mistake is g… Brian Martinez
“ On the board was a list of words and phrases which her mother considered not suitable for use in college T-shirt design. She had been asked about them so often that in the end she had started a blackl… Hilary McKay
“ Just in case you get any ideas, know that I’ll be sleeping with a can of Mace in one hand and pepper spray in the other.” - KatieJorlan's expression turned mocking. “Just in case you get any ideas, kn… Gena Showalter
“ The music department is going to do a musical next year," he tells me, rolling his eyes like I would.Justine is running toward me, and I can tell by the look on her face that she's found out about the… Melina Marchetta
“ Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? Hannah Harrington