“ Wait, how do most people make friends? I've only done it once. There has to be an easier way of going abouit it than getting thrown around and bleeding all over the place. But both of us went through… Leah Thomas
“ I thought the trees down in Lady Zelana’s country were about as big as a tree could get,” he said, “but the ones around here are so tall that they probably tickle the moon’s tummy when she goes by. David Eddings
“ I'll be fine." She kissed his cheek. "Styles nearly killed the two men I love most. Trust me, he's going to regret that. After all, it is foolish to get on the bad side of either Spellsmith or Carver.… H.L. Burke
“ Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn’t go to Troy for the baklava. Mark Leiren-Young
“ Like alcohol and poverty, a heartbreak has the power to make a man do something he wouldn’t normally do and to make a woman do someone she wouldn’t normally do. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ In Science don't confound Normal static electricity To ecstatic eccentricity. Here is what I found: Electric charges As they rise up your hair In contrast with a discharge, Rarity leaves you up in the… Ana Claudia Antunes
“ Two passing jetliners reported to controllers they’d seen a man with a gun seated on a deck chair at eleven thousand feet… Tom Magliozzi
“ One must always be careful of books,' said Tessa, 'and what is inside them, for words have the power to change us.' 'I'm not sure a book has ever changed me,' Will finished. 'Well, there is one volume… Cassandra Clare
“ I want my lobster in bite-sized pieces! How dare you make me chew more than thrice? Adam Jay Epstein
“ People don’t just appear on the beach unless they’re demigods or gods or really, really lost pizza delivery guys. (It’s happened—but that’s another story.) Rick Riordan
“ Good gravy on biscuits, girlfriend, you are in the middle of more messes than a platter of scrambled eggs. What's going on? Are the planets aligned funny? Or is that unaligned? Shoot, I have no idea.… Paige Shelton
“ When you marooned me on that God forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio
“ My heart’s so light it floats and carries me so my feet don’t walk. I sing all day and I don’t mind the washing, and that’s how I know I’m in love. Completely smitten with My Lord the cat. Shannon Hale
“ When people ask me what L.A. was like in the sixties, I tell them there wasn't as much terrible stucco as there is today: no mini malls with their approximation of Spanish two-story buildings, no over… Kim Gordon
“ You’re not worried about being compromised, are you?” he asked. “Because I’ve already done that. Lisa Kleypas
“ The first time you went out, you became mixed up with a group of radical political terrorists.”“That could have happened to anyone! Lisa Kleypas