“ It's just...how do I put this? Maybe it's just hard for me to imagine turning down something that's so much harder for someone like me to find. Liz Czukas
“ It doesn't matter if it's the real world or fictional," I insisted. "Crushes are the best part of liking someone, and they are completely safe. You get all the benefits of fantasising about someone, b… Liz Czukas
“ Melons. The girls. Gazongas. I could rattle off every nickname in the world for my boobs – oops nearly forgot jubblies – but it didn’t change the fact they were small. Gabrielle Tozer
“ There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where's the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones? Ellen DeGeneres
“ I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo Cora Carmack
“ He does manage the bookstore, which is currently my favorite place on earth." Her eyes glazed over. "All those books. If I married him, I could probably work there the rest of my life. Nothing would m… Heather Blake
“ Do you think the Goblin King really did it?" asked Cordelia hesitantly. All the sheep knew she was talking about George's death. Mopple quickly pulled up a tuft of grass."Or Satan?" added Lane."Nonsen… Leonie Swann
“ Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so. Lois Greiman
“ If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it's probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the r… Lois Greiman
“ You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you. Lois Greiman
“ Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt. Lois Greiman
“ In the days before computers and emails,” she explained, “people used to write messages on paper and send them to each other using a fax machine. It’s sort of like sending a photograph through a telep… Harald Davidson
“ I'm not going to touch her," he said "She's not mine.She never will be.""Indeed." Bruiser rolled his eyes and dusted off his hat. "Definitely no years of pent-up lusting there. Glad we have that sorte… Tessa Dare
“ When I look back on the stuff I used to wear, I wonder why somebody didn't try to stop me. Just a friendly warning, "You may regret this," would have been fine. Ellen DeGeneres
“ ...in the unique case of a country’s geographic position, it is difficult to consider this factor as anything other than a cause, unless we assume that in prehistoric times peoples migrated to climate… Geert Hofstede
“ You shut your door to these poor women," he said so they could hear him, "and you'll answer for it the rest of your lives. You won't sleep. You'll choke on drinks. The food you eat'll block up your bo… Glendon Swarthout
“ Aren’t faeries supposed to be, like, really tiny? With wings and a wand and faerie dust?”“I’m not Tinker Bell! Rachel Morgan
