“ What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat! Oliver Oliver Reed
“ Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ THE UNOFFICIAL AND UNWRITTEN(but you better follow them or you’re going to get beaten twice as hard)SPOKANE INDIAN RULES OF FISTICUFFS:1. IF SOMEBODY INSULTS YOU, THEN YOU HAVE TO FIGHT HIM.2. IF YOU… Sherman Alexie
“ The only person who worries about my mother is God, and that's only because she wants His job. Sue Civil-Brown
“ There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can’t solve them by yourself. Pawan Mishra
“ Do you know much about the Vittra?""Some." He held out an orange slice to me. "Want some?""No, thanks." I shook my head. "How much is 'some'?""I meant like a slice or two, but you can have the rest if… Amanda Hocking
“ I give him a skeptical look. “You want to show me your dick?”“If it’ll help convince you.” He drains the last drops of his Scotch and stands up. “Come on, let’s go. Kendall Ryan
“ I wondered whether anyone in that backyard could hear the sound of my ovaries exploding. If there's anything that stirs a woman's soul more than a strong, handsome man tenderly holding a tiny infant t… Cora Brent
“ Excellent. Aristotle will introduce you to the employees at the desk,' Dr. Creamintin beamed.'What what? I shall do no such thing!" the fluffy little owl argued. 'Cease your complaining Aristotle. Unt… K.M. Shea
