“ Why wasn't I already kissing this woman? Why wasn't I naked, eating violets, and playing music underneath the open sky?Looking around the room again, everything seemed terribly ridiculous. These peopl… Patrick Rothfuss
“ I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously. Dark Jar Tin Zoo
“ Werewolves and silver bullets!” Shakespeare coughed a quick laugh and shook his head. “Lord, what fools these mortals be! Michael Scott
“ Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco Josh Stern
“ Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it Josh Stern
“ Day had gotten a little nervous during one session when the doctor asked God how he would handle someone hurting Day now and his lover responded by jerking one side of his leather coat open and pullin… A.E. Via
“ How are you doing, son?""If you don't get started, I'll rip out your heart and have it for breakfast."- Michael to Solo Gena Showalter
“ She oozes the kind of over-confidence that only comes to people who wear deep red lipstick and sparkly tissue sarees in bright daylight. Aditi Mathur Kumar
“ Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better. Bauvard
“ Quick," I hissed. "Tell me what you know about this place."The ghost frowned. His face appeared sweaty and his hair was a mess, like he'd been running his fingers through it. "How about, 'hey, Frankie… Angie Fox
“ I say that I'm not into you like that, Camryn, because..," he pauses, searching my face, looking at my lips for a moment as if deciding whether or not he should kiss them again, "...because you're not… J.A. Redmerski
“ Could you bring me to Rita’s house before we go to the airport?” I ask. “There’s one last thing I need to ask her to do.” “That is on the other side of the river,” says Ethan.“I know. But I need to se… L.H. Cosway
