I'm trying to give my character voice but he won't speak.
Hey Revision. You can be a pain but you do make Book better.
A tweet a day keeps writer's block away.
Good editors are priceless.
Me to characters: talk to me people.
Writer. Another word for poor.
If rejections were cash, I'd be rich
Conflict. Conflict. Where art thou conflict?
Caught red-handed for exclamation abuse.
I am so over you, Rejection. You can't get to me like that anymore. I won't let you squash my hopes and dreams. (Slams door) So there!
The power of the delete key.
Show me the contract.
Sometimes the writing just comes and we're like, oh yeah. Gotta love when that happens.
If I write as well as I golf, I'm in trouble!
Write on!
I'm in love with writing, but sometimes I swear it hates me.
I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.
Rejection. Rejection. You can't handle rejection!
Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences -- even if you're right.
Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know.