You know that passage in the Bible that says, And the meek shall inherit the Earth? Always wondered if that was mistranslated. Perhaps it actually says, And the geek shall inherit the Earth.
You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
You nearly killed him-You do dwell on details
You take a very handsome guy, or a guy that thinks he's a real hot-shot, and they're always asking you to do them a big favor. Just because they're crazy about themself, they think you're crazy about...
You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked up with her, you have to tell me every single thing that happened. You have to write...
You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!
You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is with you?
You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot.
You're not going to tell me they built fifty-foot-high killer golems, are you?Only a man would think of that.It's our job, said Moist. If you don't think of fifty-foot-high killer golems first, someon...
You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever, George said. No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and I make girls cry.How do you make girls cry, exactly?George turned to...
Your mail could've waited. Daemon followed me into the kitchen. What is it? Just books?Grabbing the OJ from the fridge, I sighed. People who didn't heart books didn't understand.
Your--ah--intervention, shall we say, has simplified things in the palace enormously. We no longer have to worry about Salmissra's whims and peculiar appetites. We rule by committee, and we hardly eve...
Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!
Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.
['L]ook, of course I know you and your family have beliefs,' began Howard uneasily, as if 'beliefs' were a kind of condition, like oral herpes.
Aren't you, uh... reproducing?sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things.
Girlsplease give yourbodies and yourlivestothe young menwhodeserve thembesidesthere isno wayI would welcometheintolerabledullsenseless hellyou would bringmeandI wish youluckin bedandoutbut notinmineth...
He dragged her like a string of cans behind the wedding car
Keep your eyes on him, you wretched vainglorious creature,
Sometimes when everything seems atits worstwhen all conspiresand gnawsand the hours, days, weeksyearsseem wasted β stretched there upon my bedin the darklooking upward at the ceilingi get what many wi...
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