“ Sookie's Thoughts on Debbie Pelt) she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and—oh—tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair. Charlaine Harris
“ Are You Driving With Your Eyes Open? Or Are You like Using The Force? Eddie Murphy- Beverly Hills Cop
“ On a date, if you look more often to your phone than to your girlfriend/wife, then you have a problem... but if it is your partner who is messaging you, than you both need help. Alin Sav
“ I'm sorry I have issues with my boyfriend doing other men. I'm sorry I have issues with me doing other men. Why was I always being made to feel guilty because I wasn't having sex with more people? Was… Laurell K. Hamilton
“ Hungry Joe was crazy, and no one knew it better than Yossarian, who did everything he could to help him. Hungry Joe just wouldn’t listen to Yossarian. Hungry Joe just wouldn’t listen because he though… Joseph Heller
“ Aren't you, uh... reproducing?sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things. Cassandra Clare
“ You have a boyfriend and you still don't want to watch a love story? Cece's voice had an edge of snide to it. Stay calm, Lexie. I looked at her and said with a straight face.I will not eat them in a h… B.L. Brunnemer
“ The elevator shaft was a kind of heat sink. Hot food was cold by the time it arrived. Cold food got colder. No one knew what would happen to ice cream, but it would probably involve some rewriting of… Terry Pratchett
“ So, Harry,' said Dumbledore quietly. Before you got lost in my thoughts, you wanted to tell me something.''Yes,' said Harry. 'Professor - I was in Divination just now, and - er - I fell asleep.'He hes… J.K. Rowling
“ Lokeij whistled. Make the king’s warriors vanish ifthey come. . . what a deceitful turtledove you are.Aly smiled at the sky. Oh, don’t,she replied in thetones of a flirtatious court lady. Stop, I insi… Tamora Pierce
“ He twisted at the waist and stretched out on his side. You’re a bit crazy. You throw apples in people’s faces when you’re angry. You go off half-cocked half the time. It entertains me to no end. So if… Jennifer L. Armentrout
“ I am intelligent I am attractiveI am powerfulI am proactiveI am healthI am strengthI am stealthI am surrounded by loveI am a beacon of hopeI-- HORKFLAKGLORKSPUKE....That was a hairballAnd I am a catAn… Francesco Marciuliano
“ It's a funny thing - when I'm crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of a long weekend with them, the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away fr… Emily Giffin
“ It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago, we could write our ma… Mindy Kaling
“ YOU WILL DRINK THE COFFEE UNTIL I CAN SEE MY FACE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE CUP! I did not mean to roar. But it’s a clay cup. I DO NOT CARE! He finished the coffee. You did not have to finish it, I said, b… Jonathan Safran Foer
“ I stared at MacFinn for a long moment. I believed that he was telling me the truth. That he didn’t have much control, if any, over his actions when he transformed. Though it occurred to me that if he… Jim Butcher
“ Fred and George exchanged looks.You don't mind if we don't kiss you, do you, Ron? said Fred in a falsely anxious voice. We could curtsy, if you like, said George. Oh, shut up, said Ron, scowling at th… J.K. Rowling
“ Christmas without a murder plot is like a day without giant spiders eaten orphans" (quote on my special gift holiday mugs) Roma Gray
