Oh, this is the most TRAGICAL thing that ever happened to me!
Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
I've taken care of it," I saidMy father looked at me, shocked.Then I realized "taken care of" had a very specific meaning in his line of work."No, no, I mean he's gone.
I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.
Now that I'm more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more aware of my body. Since I've chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-I've been use...
What's funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Beca...
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I always kill jokes. I'm terrible at them, because I get...
The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I c...
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and...
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
Aren't you, uh... reproducing?sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things.
The elevator shaft was a kind of heat sink. Hot food was cold by the time it arrived. Cold food got colder. No one knew what would happen to ice cream, but it would probably involve some rewriting of...
So, Harry,' said Dumbledore quietly. Before you got lost in my thoughts, you wanted to tell me something.''Yes,' said Harry. 'Professor - I was in Divination just now, and - er - I fell asleep.'He hes...
I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup.
He twisted at the waist and stretched out on his side. You’re a bit crazy. You throw apples in people’s faces when you’re angry. You go off half-cocked half the time. It entertains me to no end. So if...
He gave a good yell, for Baba Yaga at her best caused strong windows to crack and fall out of their frames.From Baba Yaga and the Sorcerer's son
Sookie's Thoughts on Debbie Pelt) she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and—oh—tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair.
On a date, if you look more often to your phone than to your girlfriend/wife, then you have a problem... but if it is your partner who is messaging you, than you both need help.