Your whole being is deeply troubled- personified the vision of a child's purity, lost in the wilderness of an ever-unchanging and imperfect world.
The funniest people are the saddest ones
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting... Something's going down. I'm right about this.
I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.
I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me arefurious!
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on theroad an hour.
The only difference between me and a famous writer is that I do not want to be famous.
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.
Again Creb grunted. It was the usual noncommittal comment used by men when responding to a woman. It carried only enough meaning to indicate the woman had been understood, without acknowledging too mu...
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
Adventure! People talked about the idea as if it were something worthwhile, rather than a mess of bad food, no sleep and strange people inexplicably trying to stick pointed objects in bits of you.
Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
I love the world, just, you know...not the people in it.
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.
Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them.
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