“ It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. Rick Baker
“ We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again. Sheena Easton
“ No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in or… Trey Parker
“ Some of the writers I admire who seem very, very funny and very emotional to me can develop a closeness with the reader without giving too much of themselves away. Lorrie Moore comes to mind, as does… Sloane Crosley
“ I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. Lyn Nofziger
“ Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt,… Amy Poehler
“ I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it. LeBron James
“ It's funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time. Jeff Bridges
“ Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting. Bill Gates
“ Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. George Carlin
“ Why would any writer in her right mind ever consider making a movie instead? That's like going from being a monk or a nun to serving as a camp counselor for hundreds of problem children. Amy Tan
“ Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! J.K. Rowling
“ We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. Aimee Bender
“ Sam's phone buzzed. She fished it out of her pocket, checked the screen, and cursed. I have to go.You just got here.Valkyrie business. Possible code three-eight-one: heroic death in progress.You're ma… Rick Riordan
“ Oakley won't, the duke said.She turned and blinked. I beg your pardon.Lord Oakley. He won't forget to find us rooms. I've known him for years. The only thing that is making this bearable is that he mu… Julia Quinn
