“ Oakley won't, the duke said.She turned and blinked. I beg your pardon.Lord Oakley. He won't forget to find us rooms. I've known him for years. The only thing that is making this bearable is that he mu… Julia Quinn
“ Lief. That's not nice, considering all your sister has done for you, admonished Perl.Oh right. How could I forget that she made me bait for a snake, left me on house arrest in Ixia, and smuggled me in… Maria V. Snyder
“ If it winds up earlier, you should have a movie picked out. This is assuming she isn’t sending you the ‘let’s go back to my place’ signals. In that case—Don’t go there, Bob. Let’s just not go there. Nora Roberts
“ Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious nap rays. I can't help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm comforter are more powerful than I am. I have no choice but to snuggle under the cov… Laurie Halse Anderson
“ Cover me!' Augustus said as he jumped out from behind the wall and raced toward the school. Isaac fumbled for his controller and thenstarted firing while the bullets rained down on Augustus, who was s… John Green
“ Being fed, and having a soft bed, and other people being in charge, seemed the most wonderful prospect in the world at that moment. J.K. Rowling
“ For if she had two characteristics in her natural state of health, they were a facility of eating and sleeping. If she could neither eat nor sleep, she must be indeed out of spirits and out of Health. Elizabeth Gaskell
“ Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that… Kevin Hart
“ You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family. Louie Anderson
“ All the people who run agencies, all the important people in agencies have taken communication courses, marketing courses, advertising courses, and courses basically teach advertising as a science, an… George Lois
“ There's something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can't pretend to be funny. Billy Collins
“ I haven't watched 'Mad TV' a lot, but I have seen some stuff on there that is truly funny. You have to have some sort of attitude toward the subject, and they seem to have it. It depends on how much b… Joe Flaherty
“ We really need to find a cure for stupidity, and fast! I've heard it's contagious...No wonder why there's so many of them. Analiza Micheal
“ It is funny that those who make the laws by which we are expected to live are usually the ones who have no regard for it. Paul Bamikole
“ Got plans for the rest of the day?"I looked back at him and my heart just stopped. Then it just started again thudding erratically. What the hell does that mean? I feel like I'm having a heart attack.… Christine Zolendz
“ A good friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'damn, we fucked up'. Rotten eCards
“ Broken Wind believed that we are traumatized as babies by intestinal gas or colic. The great shaman invented a technique called "gastral projection" to help release these traumas. His philosophy was s… Swami Beyondananda
