“ In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares? Amy Poehler
“ Gone are the days when you took Henry James on the train and read it in front of cute guys to impress them. Amy Poehler
“ I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of i… Amy Poehler
“ Looking silly can be very powerful. People who are committing and taking risks become the king and queen of my prom. People are their most beautiful when they are laughing, crying, dancing, playing, t… Amy Poehler
“ Bedtime is fraught with fear and disappointment. When it is just me alone with my restless body and mind, I feel like the whole world is asleep and gone. It's very lonely. I am tired of being tired an… Amy Poehler
“ Let's end by pointing out all the positive ways you can scare yourself and feel alive. You can tell someone you love them first. You can try to speak only the truth for a whole week. You can jump out… Amy Poehler
“ I was a really good waitress. Waitressing takes a certain gusto. You need a good memory and an ability to connect with people fast. You have to learn how to treat the kitchen as well as you treat the… Amy Poehler
“ As you navigate through the rest of your life, be open to collaboration. Other people and other people's ideas are often better than your own. Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spe… Amy Poehler
“ Someday you will wake up feeling 51 percent happy and slowly, molecule by molecule, you will feel like yourself again. Amy Poehler
“ There are so many people in the world with so little. Who cares why you decide to help? Amy Poehler
“ If you are lucky, there is a moment in your life when you have some say as to what your currency is going to be. I decided early on it was not going to be my looks. Amy Poehler
“ THE HOLIDAYS ARE RUINED!This book is one page long and just contains that one sentence. Amy Poehler
“ Emotions are like passing storms, and you have to remind yourself that it won't rain forever. Amy Poehler
“ When you're a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend it's really boring, but it's not. It's enriching and fulfilling, and an amazing experience. And then when you're a working mother you have to pret… Amy Poehler
“ Dating in highschool was very different. Boys suddenly went up your shirt, girls were expected to give blow jobs and be sexy. You had to be hot, but not a slut. You had to be into sex, but never have… Amy Poehler
“ When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a tray. Amy Poehler
“ Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't tra… Amy Poehler
