“ It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. Craig Bruce
“ I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great. Shaun White
“ My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. Jennifer Aniston
“ Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby
“ It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry. Alan Ladd
“ When the world began, there were no such things as monsters. Demons were just fallen angels who, booted out of Heaven and bored with Hell, wandered the Earth sticking little girls’ pigtails in inkwell… Richard Kadrey
“ We'll meet you here. Hopefully everyone will be in human form. A wry smile. Though I'll warn you, he's not a whole lot more pleasant that way. At least as a wolf, he can't talk. Kelley Armstrong
“ We have to stop anyway. I don't want you to regret this later. And I don't want your head to explode.Really? You're so good that my head would explode?It took him a moment. His expression changed from… Ilona Andrews
“ Turning to Turnip, Miss Dempsey said, 'Do you think?'. 'As little as I can,' Turnip replied honestly. Lauren Willig
“ There were, however, a few exceptions.One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly drunk but had been sensible enough to pass out before any violent action proved necessary. He had been… Arthur C. Clarke
“ Tell the Queen that there's been a robin red-breast hanging about Kotir grounds. It flies down low and vanishes near the floor. Cludd thinks it might be something to do with those woodlanders. Now, I'… Brian Jacques
“ Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames. Rick Riordan
“ She moved in for a better look.It was a portrait of Bob Marley,a pretty good one,actually.No Woman, No Cry...that's right.No teenage girls either.All right,ten points if you'Re a poet,minus twenty-fiv… Sheri Meshal
“ Rock and roll, big band, the blues. He loved them all. He would close his eyes and with a blissful smile begin to move to his own sense of rhythm. It wasn't always pretty. Mitch Albom
“ I only snatched him to get your attention, I said. Now that I’ve got it, this is what I want.Damn my dame! Al shouted, hands raised to the ceiling. I knew it! Not another list! Kim Harrison
