All can I say is that exams are damn pathetic
The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.
According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learni...
It is funny that those who make the laws by which we are expected to live are usually the ones who have no regard for it.
I'm not stupid... I'm just too lazy to show you the extend of my knowledge!
It's funny how things work out.Trouble is, I'm still not laughing.
I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.
WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Your Maker has rescued you from the darkest corner of your own heart... What he asks in return is obedience. And the courage to do what is necessary.
Umgangsformen sind Formen, die zunehmend umgangen werden.
We losers don't fear death. For us it's the end of a lifelong losing spell.
Your kids pissing you off is an inborn instinct. It's nature's way of getting you to kick them out when they turn 18!Okaaay. ~sigh~ Due to the times, you can kick them out between the ages of 28-38. C...
I think I'm too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesn't go down well here, which probably affects my love life. I need to have a laugh track following me around so people know I'm trying to be funn...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.
People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the space of a second or a minute. You're laughing one minute and you're crying the...
Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be fun...
When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird.