Then Leo realized something was blocking the middle of his view. Something large and fuzzy, and so close, Leo had to cross his eyes to see it properly. It was a large, ugly face. "Holy mother!" he yel...
We really need to find a cure for stupidity, and fast! I've heard it's contagious...No wonder why there's so many of them.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
A woman is like an egg salad sandwich on a hot Texas day.
Everyone has someone to call on when they're down, let me be that someone when that ones not around.
That evening I was the sole guest in the huge dining room, and it was the same startled person who took my order and shortly afterwards brought me a fish that had doubtless lain entombed in the deep-f...
Never take life too seriously, you're never getting out of it alive.
Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock.
No one here is allowed to die without my permission.
He says black, I say white and we do grey
Jokes are many things. 'Funny' is only one of them.
The world looks very different to me now at twenty. I have outgrown my early opinions and ideals with my short dresses, just as Mrs. Walton said we would. Now the critics can say 'Thou waitest till th...
I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me arefurious!
There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality.
The shortest horror story:The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night.
Though dead is promised to me, when will I slumber, deep? Is there not an appointed time to man upon earth? Are not his days also like the days of an hireling? As a servant earnestly desires the shado...
There is no new thing under the sun. Is there any thing whereof it may be said, 'See, this is new?' it had been already of old time, which was before us.
There is no greater crime than a crime against humanity. There is no greater crime against humanity than usury. The greatest violence, and the greatest threat to humanity, is the growth of MONEY.
The Kingdom of God does not come by Observation. It is hidden in the inner dimension.
You have purged your way. You are ready to lead sons of men.