“ I can't go on Gawker. I actually think the writing is really funny, but there is a chance that somebody is undercutting me. Zooey Deschanel
“ It's funny with jeans now, because if they don't feel like a pair of sweatpants, I don't have patience for them anymore! I think I'm becoming increasingly lazy. Claire Danes
“ I think all good drama is funny. All the best drama is ultimately very funny. Life is funny. You can't have any honest treatise on life without bumping into some humor. Thomas Jane
“ I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. Mitt Romney
“ What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this bus… Keith David
“ There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway. Tammy Blackwell
“ I have started a new blog W.A.R.(Writers Amongst Readers) for all those writing or reading books. Quotes, excerpts, comments from the world's greatest writers. See robinhawdonblog Robin Hawdon
“ So funny how i was so desperate triiying to reach to this point ...and now i have nothing to said im symple out of words,,, mel rojas
“ That evening I was the sole guest in the huge dining room, and it was the same startled person who took my order and shortly afterwards brought me a fish that had doubtless lain entombed in the deep-f… W. G. Sebold
“ If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. George Brett
“ Though dead is promised to me, when will I slumber, deep? Is there not an appointed time to man upon earth? Are not his days also like the days of an hireling? As a servant earnestly desires the shado… Compton Gage
“ To be a great warrior is not enough. Flesh and blood, however skilled, can be destroyed... you must be more than just a man in minds of your opponents. Compton Gage
“ You haven't rewarded evil unto them who were at peace with you; nor you have delivered them that without cause is your enemy. But they want to tread down your soul upon the earth, and lay your honour… Compton Gage
“ I applied mine heart to know, and to search, and to seek out wisdom, And the reason of things, And to know the wickedness of folly, even of foolishness and madness: And I find more bitter than death,… Compton Gage
