“ The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It's got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny. James Denton
“ The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. Arthur C. Clarke
“ It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld
“ You are hereby warned that any movement on your part not explicitly endorsed by verbal authorization on my part may pose a direct physical risk to you, as well as consequential psychological and possi… Neal Stephenson
“ Whenever a woman smiled his way, she'd already begun dividing her life into trimesters. Ta-Nehisi Coates
“ They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting. John Green
“ She needed Andrew Simpson Smith, it was that simple. And he had spent his life training to help people like her. Gods. Okay, Andrew. But let's leave today. I'm in a hurry.Of course. Today. He stroked… Scott Westerfeld
“ She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn't help thinking there was nothing hotter than a girl who didn't mind getting her hands dirty. But of course, that was just a general comment. Didn'… Rick Riordan
“ SHUT UP, Carot Top say, the cocane now taking effect. This isnt Poetry 101. People want to laugh. Your suposed to be a 'King' of Prop Comedy. But youve been acting more like a jester of prop comedy. Seinfeld 2000
“ It was a still night, tinted with the promise of dawn. A crescent moon was just setting. Ankh-Morpork, largest city in the lands around the Circle Sea, slept.That statement is not really true On the o… Terry Pratchett
“ It seemed that it was not only live magicians which Mr. Norrell despised. He had taken the measure of all the dead ones too and found them wanting. Susanna Clarke
“ Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be having an entirely different conversation. I wonder if I’d still be mad at you, or if we would talk i… Maria V. Snyder
“ Daemon pressed his forehead against mine. Oh, I still want to strangle you. But I'm insane. You're crazy. Maybe that's why. We just make crazy together. Jennifer L. Armentrout
“ Algebra-Readpages 7-14. Do the odd numbered problems. From what I've seen, they're all pretty odd. David Lubar
“ Algebra-Read pages 7-14. Do the odd numbered problems. From what I've seen, they're all pretty odd. David Lubar
“ Yes, as an oppressed people, American Indians have this epic burden, but first and foremost, they're human: sometimes a mess, sometimes funny or sad, at times very wise, and other times not wise at al… Alexandra Fuller
“ I detest jokes - when somebody tells me one, I feel my IQ dropping; the brain cells start to disappear. But something is funny when the person delivering the line doesn't know it's funny or doesn't tr… Johnny Depp
“ What's funny is my mom took me to the theater for the first time when I was six years old, and I was just amazed by it. I just said, 'Hey Mom, can I do this too?' And so she signed me up for little th… Dana Davis
