“ In sum, Midlife said, giving the room his best you-the-jury baritone, Our defense will be...? He looked to Matt for the answer/Blame the other guy, Matt said.Which other guy?Yes.Huh?We blame whoever w… Harlan Coben
“ I took a bite of lobster meat with rice. It was quite tasty. 'Arguing the morality of slaughter will send you into a tailspin of self-loathing every time.' 'Unless you're a vegan.' 'Uh-huh. But then y… Julie Powell
“ I mean, I don’t want to pass judgment—I just wish my husband didn’t shoot deer.Oh, Mel, don’t worry. I’ve been hunting with your husband—the deer are completely safe. Robyn Carr
“ I groaned. All the time. I thought I was going crazy.Duude, he said in agreement. And before the Flash, all kinds of freaky shit was happening to me. I started speaking this wierd Language. And stuff… Kresley Cole
“ He’s not that smart.She’s right, Augustus says. It’s just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.Right, it’s primarily his hotness.It can be sort of blinding, he sai… John Green
“ He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard, then pulled his hand back with a snap.Ah, he said. Must deactivate the security....Turn around, please.What?Turn around, Claire. It's a secure pas… Rachel Caine
“ Dear God, said Nudge under her breath, I want real parents. But I want them to want me too. I wantthem to love me. I already love them. Please see what you can do. Thanks very much. Love, Nudge.Okay,… James Patterson
“ An old man with overalls walked by; I don't think old people should wear overalls; it makes them look like shrivelly toddlers. Aimee Bender
“ A breath? she asked. She didn't want to kiss just any wooden man. He looked nice enough, but he might not be like his looks. A kiss seemed very forward. He might remember it, and make assumptions. Garth Nix
“ I have kind of a funny relationship with movies. I don't have to see the whole movie to get an impression of it or to let it have an influence on me. Lana Del Rey
“ I consider myself very lucky. God has a funny way of bringing some things around and knocking you in the head with the ultimate destination. Something I should have achieved quite easily took me a lon… Jim Morris
“ I'm 27. I feel like I get it. I'm OK with being sexy if I feel like it. Some days I'm brainy, some days I'm funny, some days I'm sexy, and sometimes, I just want to dance. Nelly Furtado
“ She: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it. Jacob Braude
“ The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already. The Covert Comic
“ Pastors are starting to get wily. When people tell my friend, 'I'm not being fed,' he replies, 'I'm prefectly happy to spoon feed my one-year-old. But if I'm still spoon-feeding him when he's five, we… Jon Acuff
“ Science and discovery, especially in the field of non-abnormal pediatric mysteries, is built on the work of those who have been sneezed on before us. Causation and rationale may someday be reached, bu… Spuds Crawford
“ People say that they want to kill me. All I say is "I'm sorry but your appointment doesn't start until another hour, please sit in the waiting room. BlackStar103
“ When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never argue up. Spuds Crawford
“ Everyone has someone to call on when they're down, let me be that someone when that ones not around. Mark W. Boyer
