“ Father reading report card: One thing in your favor - with these grades you couldn't possibly be cheating. Jacob Braude
“ Speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. voice in back: Begin at the ninth. Jacob Braude
“ Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached. Jacob Braude
“ You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes just so you don't have to go along. Jacob Braude
“ She: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it. Jacob Braude
