“ I believe great things are ahead for each of us. Now we just have to go ahead and create them. Tom Althouse
“ Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. George R.R. Martin
“ People keep asking "Jacob or Edward?" when the really important question is "Diamond Dave or Sammy? Ysabeau S. Wilce
“ I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway. Wallace Wang
“ Stomp stomp. Whirr. Pleased to be of service.Shut up.Thank you.Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. Thank you for making a simple door very happy.Hope your diodes rot.Thank you. Have a nice day.Stomp… Douglas Adams
“ There is no new thing under the sun. Is there any thing whereof it may be said, 'See, this is new?' it had been already of old time, which was before us. Compton Gage
“ When The Pyramid falls, the other cities will follow in short order. Nature's balance will be restored and Man will finally return to solitude. Compton Gage
“ In the new faith, there is only one commandment. It is this commandment, and this commandment alone, that must be followed to end the times of suffering, which are soon to come. FORSAKE USURY. Compton Gage
“ You are judged many times more by what you do in groups than for what you do as individuals. Compton Gage
“ If one million of you give assent to the one thousand who participate in the murder of a child, then one million of you are a million times guilty. Compton Gage
“ The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do. Galileo Galilei
“ I think I'm too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesn't go down well here, which probably affects my love life. I need to have a laugh track following me around so people know I'm trying to be funn… Teddy Thompson
“ Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. Tucker Carlson
“ This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer. Charisma Carpenter
“ Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, b… Tim Heidecker
“ The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East… John Keegan
“ The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably aren't. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldn't think... so that's where it kind of is funny. LeAnn Rimes
