“ The minute I set eyes on your mother, I felt this thing happen in my gut, like the flu bug hit me worse than any sickness I’ve ever had, worse than the bubonic plague. His love analogy could use a lit… Debbie Macomber
“ I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit Ann Everett
“ Her mouth set. "I've already lost one man I loved tonight. I will not lose the other." She glared at him. "And curse you, you stone head, for making me say it first. Patrick W. Carr
“ God, woman.” He closed his fist, not bothering to count off the dozens of other things she shouldn’t do. “You give me heartburn.”“No. Those are orgasms I give you, baby. Cristin Harber
“ She looks me dead in the face and says, “The safe word is going to be ‘immigration,’ because you know I’ll stop it. Kayti McGee
“ Are those the Edible Undies cupcakes?” one of the women in the kitchen asked. “They’re the Nipple Lickers,” Kimmie answered. “Without the nipples.” “I heard you perfected the Sex on a Peach cupcakes,”… Jamie Farrell
“ Right on time, sugar.” Josh draped his arm around her shoulders and steered her through the lobby. “Traffic okay?” “Yeah, except when that alien spaceship landed on I-90 and then all those crickets ju… Jamie Farrell
“ Is he nice?” one whispered over her gum paste roses for this weekend’s wedding cakes. “Um, obviously,” Kimmie said. “You’re why he’s always coming around? I know he’s hot stuff in Chicago, but he alwa… Jamie Farrell
“ If my mom sees you here, she’ll ---“ “Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch? Jamie Farrell
“ Josh squeezed her arm. “I’ll behave,” he murmured. “For now.” She’s going to pickle your cucumbers.” “He has more than one?” Natalie whispered. “That’s between me and Kimmie,” Josh replied. Jamie Farrell
“ Your mother can’t hear you here.” “Distance is no match for my mother’s eavesdropping and mind-reading skills.” “I had steel anti-mind-reading plates installed this week. Specially designed to be Mari… Jamie Farrell
“ In the third cabinet under the counter, she hit the good stuff. “Oh! You have a KitchenAid.” “If you’re planning on caressing my mixer, you should know that might make my testicles explode,” he said f… Jamie Farrell
“ Her eyes slid closed, her secret places pulsed in anticipation, and his lips settled onto the skin beneath her ear. That was magic. She held perfectly still. He pressed a kiss to her neck. Then anothe… Jamie Farrell
“ A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside. Jamie Farrell
“ Speaking of cupcakes, Will wants two dozen off your special menu to take on the road after the wedding.” “The, erm, peach kind?” “The peach kind,” Lindsey said. “I like the peach kind,” Josh said. Mik… Jamie Farrell
“ I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials Ann Everett
“ She giggled. Giggled. Her cheeks pinked, and goddamn, if this plane didn’t get to the gate and un-board them, he was going to pull the emergency hatch. Cristin Harber
“ This many pretty girls in the room, all watching you boys like you’re a wedding-reception one-night stand waiting to happen— Cristin Harber
