Top Drinking Quotes

To be or not to be, fucked up on whiskey, that is the question.

Imagine the big rating agencies as three competitive saloons standing side by side, with each free to set its own drinking age. Before long, nine-year-olds would be downing bourbon

Drinking Definition

(p. pr. & vb. n.) of Drink

(n.) The act of one who drinks; the act of imbibing.

(n.) The practice of partaking to excess of intoxicating liquors.

(n.) An entertainment with liquors; a carousal.

It is no longer necessary to preach sonorously of the sinful and deleterious effect of liquor on the human mind and body; the essential evil is recognised scientifically, and only the sophistry of con...

My lips have touched more bottles than lovers and I'm half a shot away from psychotic.

Reading is the life-saving water for our minds. Drink pure words as much as you need and remain alive!

I found that old Solomon proved it fair, That a big-belly'd bottle's a cure for all care.

Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I goTo heal my heart and drown my woeRain may fall, and wind may blowAnd many miles be still to goBut under a tall tree will I lieAnd let the clouds go sailing by

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

Goodness, I was already a dork most of the times. I didn't need to be a drunk or high dork.

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

Hitch: making rules about drinking can be the sign of an alcoholic,' as Martin Amis once teasingly said to me. (Adorno would have savored that, as well.) Of course, watching the clock for the start-ti...

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum.

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in...

These poems are cupsthat I pour my love into.Here, Drink!

They sell courage of a sort in the taverns. And another sort, though not for sale, a man can find in the confessional. Try the alehouses and the churches, Hugh. In either a man can be quiet and think.

While binge drinking is a significant issue, it is likely that many members of the public would be surprised by its categorisation as a mental illness, particularly at the milder end."Public confusion...

Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.