Top Apocryphal Quotes

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Apocryphal Definition

(a.) Pertaining to the Apocrypha.

(a.) Not canonical. Hence: Of doubtful authority; equivocal; mythic; fictitious; spurious; false.