“ Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. Richard Belzer
“ You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories. Brian Spellman
“ Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral? Fakeer Ishavardas
“ It seemed perverse to some, but for all their apparent militarism the Gzilt had remained peaceful over many millenia; it was the avowedly peaceful Culture that had , within living memory, taken part i… Iain M. Banks
“ If by ‘foe’ you mean a brutal killer, then I suppose I’d fall into the ‘friend’ category,” I replied cynically. “Although in your case, we may have to find a secret option number three. M.A. George
“ They tugged plans and ambitions out their asses and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit. Patrick Bryant
“ It's nice to be able to do things for other people, isn't it?That's why it's fun to talk in the third person sometimes. Patrick Bryant
“ I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bus… Paddy Chayefsky
“ Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was dumber than a bag of hair. Tana French
“ Didn't Chains tell you about the Golden Theological Principle?""The what?""The single congruent aspect of every known religion. The one shared, universal assumption about the human condition.""What is… Scott Lynch
