“ Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. Richard Belzer
“ You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories. Brian Spellman
“ Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral? Fakeer Ishavardas
