“ I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Be my bedtime story and the thoughts that won't let me fall asleep. Be the conversation that I always have in my head at 3 AM and that beautiful voice that never lets me sleep. Akshay Vasu
“ Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Goodnight, moon. Goodnight, stars. Goodnight planets, comets and... Mars. Yes, even you, Mars. And not only for the sake of the rhyme. Paul The Astronaut
“ Good night! Good night!Far flies the light;But still God's loveShall shine above,Making all bright,Good night! Good night! Victor Hugo
“ Bedtime is fraught with fear and disappointment. When it is just me alone with my restless body and mind, I feel like the whole world is asleep and gone. It's very lonely. I am tired of being tired an… Amy Poehler
“ How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellows Alex Morritt
“ Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.That paper tried to roll me upinto an Egyptian mummy. Melinda K. Trotter
“ If you want to see and feel magic first hand, read a book to your kid before bedtime. —Richard Due Richard Due
“ So much is yet to come. Soon will be blankets and pillows, and books by the bed to make the stuff of dreams. And then tomorrows. Jim McCann
