Top Banana Quotes

Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana.

I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine.

Banana Definition

(n.) A perennial herbaceous plant of almost treelike size (Musa sapientum); also, its edible fruit. See Musa.

As great as Ed is, the wisdom out here is that he can't carry a movie. They'll pay him $3 million to be the second banana in Julia Roberts things. But they won't put up $3 million for an Ed Harris mov...

Things are just things, they can't bring back the dead.It just makes me feel better. - Hiiragi

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny.

Things are just things. They can't bring back the dead. it just makes me feel better.

Obama might think of himself as one, but he is not a dictator. We are not a banana republic yet. This is not an authoritarian form of government. This is a constitutional republic, and the president d...

Robert Oppenheimer used to tell of the pioneer mysteries of building reliable Geiger counters that had low background noise. Among his friends, he said, there were two schools of thought. One school f...

A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena. A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey. A nightingale does not stop singing its beautiful song at the intrusion of an a...

In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every so often there would be a test. The stories were very short, and there...

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.

A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey.

You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.