“ Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Sitting to think of what to write will only set your ass on fire, give you headache, twist your face to look stupid, instead, walk around with a blank mind and something from somewhere will fill it up… Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Are you going to spank me, daddy? I'm a very bad girl! (bending over naked)"Oh yeah daddy - spank my ass harder!!! Alanah Skye
“ Amphora, he murmured against the wide, sweet curve of her lips. His hands slid over the wide, sweet curve of her hips, cupping smoothness cool and solid, timeless and graceful as the swell of ancient… Diana Gabaldon
“ I've found that busting your ass on a daily basis to make your art good, clear, and meaningful creates the most luck. Don Roff
“ Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass. M.F. Moonzajer
“ Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me? John Kennedy Toole
“ Everything is about disclosure.... chemistry... love.... reaction... you can't do anything.......A pain... a biatch... pain the ass... two women... what next? Deyth Banger
“ There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you. Anthony Liccione
