Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.
I'm not the heroic type really. I was beaten up by Quakers.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Seja como for, as pessoas dedicadas à religião não querem reconhecer a realidade que contradiz o seu conto de fadas. Se realmente vivermos num universo sem Deus, elas perdem o emprego. O fluxo de dinh...
If only God would give me a clear sign like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
How to make God laugh. Tell him your future plans.
Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
So then, what do you believe in?
No, no, because she's a mental adolescent, and being romantic,
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
One day about a month ago, I really hit bottom. You know, I just felt that in a Godless universe, I didn't want to go on living. Now I happen to own this rifle, which I loaded, believe it or not, and...
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.