If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
Everybody is ignorant, Just on different subjects.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the best
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble it's what we know that ain't so.
If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
Politics is applesauce.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.