Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did...
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
There ain't nothing but one thing wrong with every one of us and that's selfishness.