When you put down the good things you ought to have done and leave out the bad things you did do - well that's memoirs.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did...
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
There ain't nothing but one thing wrong with every one of us and that's selfishness.
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
AH I know is what I see in the papers.