There are things so horrible that even the dark is afraid of them. Most people don't know this and this is just as well because the world could not really operate if everyone stayed in bed with the bl...
The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.
Strength enough to build a home,
Rings try to find their way back to their owner. Someone ought to write a book about it.
Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of thecat, although in this case there were three determinate states the catcould be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Dedication: My thanks to the people who showed me that opera was stranger than I could imagine. I can best repay their kindness by not mentioning their names here.
If women were as good as men they'd be a lot better!
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun....
BUT MOST PEOPLE ARE RATHER STUPID AND WASTE THEIR LIVES. HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THAT? HAVE YOU NOT LOOKED DOWN FROM THE HORSE AT A CITY AND THOUGHT HOW MUCH IT RESEMBLED AN ANT HEAP, FULL OF BLIND CREATURE...
Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
Shut up sergeant. You're a free troll. That's an orderSam Vimes
Oh, there's plenty of reasons. I just don't know which one.
If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening.
I don’t reckon it’s allowed, going round setting fire to people, said Adam. Otherwise people’d be doin’ it all the time.It’s all right if you’re religious, said Brian reassuringly. And it stops the wi...
Rincewind stared, and knew that there were far worse things than Evil. All the demons in Hell would torture your very soul, but that was precisely because they valued souls very highly; evil would alw...
You don't have to chase around after creatures, Pismire had said. You watch them for long enough, and then you'll find the place to wait and they'll come to you. There's nearly always a better way of...