Veil, you see, if I vas to say something portentous like zer dark eyes of zer mind back home in Uberwald, zer would be a sudden crash of thunder,' said Otto. 'And if I vas to point at a castle on a to...
The city's full of people who you just see around.
I'm sure it's all journalism [...] It means it's true enough for now.
Haven’t you got any romance in your soul?’ said Magrat plaintively. ‘No,’ said Granny. 'I ain’t. And stars don’t care what you wish, and magic don’t make things better, and no one doesn’t get burned w...
Do you understand what I'm saying?shouted Moist. You can't just go around killing people!Why Not? You Do. The golem lowered his arm.What? snapped Moist. I do not! Who told you that?I Worked It Out. Yo...
But we're a university! We to have a library! said Ridcully. It adds . What sort of people would we be if we didn't go into the library?Students, said Senior Wrangler morosely.
Aargh! I’m too short for this shit!
There have been better attempts at marching, and they have been made by penguins.
I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS.
Firstly, said Ponder, Mr Pessimal wants to know what we do here.Do? We are the premier college of magic! said Ridcully.But do we teach?Only if no alternative presents itself, said the Dean. We show ‘e...
But, in truth, it had not exactly been gold, or even the promise of gold, but more like the fantasy of gold, the fairy dream that the gold is there, at the end of the rainbow, and will continue to be...
The Ankh-Morpork Trespassers' Society was originally the Explorers' Society until Lord Vetinari forcibly insisted that most of the places 'discovered' by the society's members already had people in th...
Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side!
Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do?
We're on a mission from Glod.
Tiffany has been apprenticing as a witch by visiting people in need with her mentor. After meeting with one particularly sad case, she tells her mentor, It shouldn't be like this. Her mentor replies,...
Mission motto, sir, said Carrot cheerfully. Morituri Nolumus Mori. Rincewind suggested it.I imagine he did, said Lord Vetinari, observing the wizard coldly. And would you care to give us a colloquial...
It's not lying when you do it to officers!
I'm not a lady, I'm a witch.
I mean, it's a good job we've got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we'd really be in trouble!