Top Turnip Quotes

Quite definitely a Bingley

The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.

Turnip Definition

(v. t.) The edible, fleshy, roundish, or somewhat conical, root of a cruciferous plant (Brassica campestris, var. Napus); also, the plant itself.

Word of advice, sister mine. If you want to keep your papers private, don't write 'Private' on the cover. It set the mater right off. It was all I could do to stop her sniffing around like some great...