This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
In old days books were written by men of letters and read by the public. Nowadays books are written by the public and read by nobody.
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
Self-publishing a shitty book doesn't make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes you a rockstar or squeezing your pimple makes you a dermatologist.
Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible, and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works, or of the ki...